Episode 7's Super Secret Plot Leak

Ridley (left), Boyega (right)

Alright, what I know about the alleged introduction plot of Episode Seven in under a paragraph: Daisy Ridley and John Boyega (who may/may not be an ex-Stormtrooper) are walking through the desert when a hand attached to a lightsaber falls from the sky and lands in front of them. They recognize this as an obvious Jedi weapon, and immediately pick it up and start an adventure to return the lightsaber (and hand) to its rightful owner. They hunt down and talk to the only people they know of that know a Jedi, Han Solo and Chewbacca, who tell them that they know who the hand and lightsaber belong to, Luke, but haven't seen their friend in 30 years (since the events of RotJ). So the four set out on a galactic adventure to find the missing Jedi Master...

Okay... I can't... As much as this plot infuriates me as an Expanded Universe fan, I can't be mad at it as a Star Wars film fan. I'll explain why later.

The loudest complaint I've heard regarding this is that this leaked synopsis implies that John Boyega and Daisy Ridley are the new lead actors in this franchise. It seems as if people are upset that 60 year old Luke, Leia, and Han aren't running the show anymore, which I am 110% fine with. If you want to see 60 year olds wrecking shop, go see the Expendables. Star wars needs a torch passing not a gimmick from the 1970s.

My complaint is that this rumor implies that literally everything the Expanded Universe has built is now dead. Han and Luke don't become best friends, Han doesn't marry Leia and move to Coruscant, which means there's no Solo boys or Jaina Solo (that one hurts). The fact that Luke and Han haven't seen each other in 30 years implies that there was no continuation of the Galactic Civil War post-RotJ, or if there was, Han and Chewbacca didn't have a part in it, which means no Thrawn/Noghri story (EU people will understand the pain of this one). This also implies that Han had no part in the New Republic, or maybe the NR doesn't exist, and didn't help Wraith Squadron take on Warlord Zsinj... Everything that I hoped for as an EU fan is now gone.

Even when Disney said they were doing away with the EU, at least as cannon, I still had hoped that they were going to use some of it. That being said, if this is the route they're going, I'm not opposed to them completely rebooting everything that we know that comes after Return of the Jedi within the Star Wars timeline. This clears the slate that was full of just as many beloved storylines as nonsensical and arbitrary ones. As much as I love the EU, I'll be the first to admit that the lack of writer organization and communication in the 90's almost killed the franchise. *cough*CrystalStar*cough*  And the "Tales From..." books are basically just fan fiction written by actual publicized authors. Skippy the Droid? Really? Wiki that one and tell me you're still upset JJ Abrams isn't using stories from the 90's for the new film.

There's also, apparently, a non-Empire affiliated villain building a super-weapon on some ice planet somewhere within this new storyline. I'm also quite okay with this. If the story reboot ends the Galactic Civil War directly after RotJ, why would the Empire still exist. Enough with the story based around Jedi Vs. Sith or Politics. Apparently this super-weapon doesn't just destroy planets but whole star systems, so the stakes are almost immediately raised for the viewer.

This is all we really know so far. I highly doubt we're going to know anymore about the potential story until the first full length trailer is released, and I would suspect that trailer not be released until after Avengers 2 premiers.